Karoline KKK Leavitt quits after decoy af1 debacle

Karoline Leavitt, White House press room, Image from New York Magazine

Karoline KKK Leavitt Is Leaving
 
Good afternoon, friends.  Big news hit the internet last night, and we have to talk about it.  Karoline (KKK) Leavitt has “resigned” her position, effective at the end of this month, as White House Press Secretary.  The move, being described by Trump as Leavitt leaving “in order to spend time with her beautiful young children and family”, a decision he completely understands and supports according to his Lie Social announcement (more on that later) comes just days after she was one of the many staff, cabinet, and press members who were abandoned on Air Force One amid a “credible threat” on the dictator’s life as they were all leaving Turkey on July 8th of this year.  
 
While the bronzed buffoon and a few specifically chosen aides and staff, including his sycophantic not-so-secret girlfriend and human printer Natalie Harp, Walt Nauta (his body man who helped hide classified docs at the tyrant’s Mar-a-Lago residence), Sec. of Defense Pete Kegsbreath, and a few others boarded a different military plane, others were left to possibly die.  

Many other dedicated cult and staff members, such as Karoline KKK Leavitt, Stephen Miller, and Sec. of State Marco Rubio, and several other staff, including the entire White House press pool, were not only left on the targeted AF1 plane, but they were not even notified that there was a credible threat upon the flight.  Instead, the tangerine toddler-in-cheat, unbeknownst to anyone, sneaked out an alternate side exit, waddled his demented ass into a food truck, which is by itself funny and fitting for so many reasons, and the airport food truck took him to another area on the tarmac where he boarded a C-32A military aircraft that safely whisked him and his cohorts away to fly to the UK stress-free.
 
Ms. KKK Leavitt took her post as the tyrant's personal lie machine, otherwise called Trump's WH Press Secretary, on January 20, 2025, hypocritically virtue-signaling, wearing her gaudy cross necklace to highlight her stretched, plastic Mar-a-Lago face as she took the podium to break multiple commandments and constitutional amendments and norms by vomiting lies in service of her dear demented leader.  She pushed lies and conspiracies for over a year until she announced her maternity leave this past April and gave her last press appearance at the end of that month.  She returned to work in July of this year, after about ten weeks of maternity leave, to a massive clusterfuck, one that had grown many times over in the two short months she had been away.  Less than a month after returning to work, she was left on the targeted AF1 decoy flight to be possibly blown out of the sky by an Iranian missile by the man she claims to love and admire so much she is willing to deceive the American people and the world for him every single day.  (On a side note: I was always amazed that that cross didn’t burn into her skin as we see happening to evil creatures in monster horror movies.  I’d also like to point out that she seemed to forgo the cross jewelry on the days she would tell some of the biggest and most dangerous lies.)
 
Now, just a year and a half since first taking the now sacrilegious stage in the WH Press Room, Ms. KKK Leavitt, like so many other Press Secretaries in the two Trump regimes, is quitting.  She's done, finished, gone.  Sure, she can say that it’s to spend time with her family, which sounds admirable.  But if she really felt that need, wouldn’t she have taken longer maternity leave?  We all know the dictator has (or had, possibly replaced for a time by Laura Loomer, who has now been replaced by Natalie Harp) a huge crush on her.  He said as much when he weirdly and creepily mentioned her "machine gun lips" during a NewsMax interview in August of 2025.  So he would likely have approved her taking a longer maternity leave.  But she didn’t do that.  Instead, she was willing to return to work, admittedly only taking the same amount of leave as most women get in this country, but she gets no kudos from me for that, only two and a half months later to continue to repeatedly deceive the American people without a care in the world.
 
And yet, just days after she found out she was left behind by her beloved fearful leader on a credibly targeted plane that could possibly get shot down when she had just given birth to her baby three months prior, she announces her resignation.

Clearly, she was upset to learn that her trusted, dear dictator doesn’t consider her life important in any way.  When the time came to choose between himself and his staff, he chose himself.  In response to finding out that she, along with long-time loyalists such as Stephen Miller, was left to play the role of decoy and possibly die while the man they sold their souls to for proximity to power and access to money sneaked off the plane with his insanely devoted girlfriend, Natalie, in a flight catering truck, we get a resignation announcement by the tyrant himself on Lie Social saying he understands and respects her decision.  I couldn’t help but laugh.
 
We all know that statement is not true.  He understands nothing about spending time with family because he hates his family and they hate him.  He has no understanding of what it means to be a dedicated parent who wants to spend more time with their children because he has never been a present, involved, or connected parent.  He’s never gone to a graduation.  He doesn’t seem to acknowledge weddings or even birthdays.  He was (and still is) intellectually incapable of helping with homework.  He doesn’t even have enough knowledge about his children to describe them to random people.  When he thinks of his daughter, Ivanka, he thinks of sex, as told on The Wendy Williams Show in 2013.  Barron is described as a good boy capable of turning on a computer, as reported in a Fox interview in March 2025.  I can’t remember the last semi-nice thing he said about either of the two older sons, only that they don’t do anything in investment trading without insider information, as stated in an Oval Office interview with CNBC in July of this year.  And he never even talks about or acknowledges Tiffany at all.  He and Melania don’t even live in the same state, let alone in the same house.  They don’t share a bedroom.  They don’t share meals.  They don’t share anything.  Apparently they don't even share decor or money.  So, what exactly does he “respect and understand”?
 
Furthermore, the idea of him being hauled off in a food truck is so comical to me.  SNL couldn’t write this stuff.  My first thought was whether he could fit.  My second thought was whether he was stuffing his fat orange face while his gelatinous body was being stuffed into this mode of food transport.  My third thought was to tentatively decide that I would never eat or drink anything from an airline again, now knowing that he was in that food truck with his disgusting, dirty diaper and stinky, badly makeup-coated self while likely surrounded by food that they possibly planned on serving to people on the original AF1 flight. Yuck!
 
So, Karoline KKK Leavitt is quitting.  She likely sees that the ship is sinking and is getting out of dodge before the whole thing collapses into criminal charges and unreconcilable mayhem.  And though she is a member of the party that claims traditional family values, I highly doubt she’s going to become a trad-wife anytime soon.  These women go out and have careers that make them millions of dollars while lecturing younger women that they need to stay home, be barefoot and pregnant, and fully submit to their husbands.  I would love to see her fully submit to her grandpa husband.  But we all know that is not happening.  While it is possible that she married him for love, it is much more likely that she married him for money.  The age difference alone is enough to creep you out, and I doubt they have a whole lot in common, seeing as how they are at two totally different stages of life.  He’s heading out, being over-the-hill and in his second half of life, and she’s not even nearing middle age yet.
 
And with KKK Leavitt out, that opens the revolving door of employment in the WH once more.  In the first term, this megalomaniacal moron went through four press secretaries.  And so far, all the women in this current regime have been fired or quit, except for Susie Wiles.  

We hit this stage in the first regime after the first year to year and a half, when all the shit started to hit the fan, and it became one firing after another, one “acting” position after another.  And while there is seemingly still less turnover in this term, the revolving door is still being used to remove and replace those the dictator deems unsuitable to serve at his pleasure. Or for those who don’t want to die, like Karoline KKK Leavitt.  

Who will be replacing her is up in the air, but whoever it is, I’m sure they will be just as dishonest, vile, and offensive to our sensibilities as she ever was.  I hear Scott Jennings, who is a paid sycophantic lemming who routinely appears on CNN, Kari Lake, who is a fanatical Trump lunatic, and the loser of this year's LA Mayoral race, Spencer Pratt, are all being considered for the position, among others, though Trump is floating the idea of not appointing a new Press Secretary until after the midterms.  Regardless, whoever they choose will undoubtedly cater to Trump, kiss his dirty-diapered ass, and wield lies and conspiracies at the American public like blunt objects of anger, insecurity, torture, and pain.  Let’s hope that the midterms are successful for the left and thus can act as a check on the unlawful so-called president who is constantly intoxicated by his own lust for power and money.  

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